I am vastly entertained by it all... Or not.

I am not your average "bear". Gay? Check. Stereotypically gay? Urinate on that and burn it with relish. Mmmmm relish.
This pretty much sums it up:

Dear Mr. Vernon,
We accept the fact
that we had to sacrifice a whole
Saturday in detention for whatever
it was we did wrong. But we think
you're crazy to make us write an essay
telling you who we think we are.
You see us as you want to see us...
In the simplest terms and the most
convenient definitions......
But what we found out is that each
one of us is a brain...
...and an athlete...
...and a basket case...
...a princess...
...and a criminal...
Does that answer your question?